If Mahabharat Happened Now

@rameshsrivats

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Kauravas would have starved to death with only 9 subsidized LPG connections for 102 of them.

@Ohfakenews

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Khurshid would say "Aa toh jaoge Kurukshetra meh par vapis kaise jaoge" to Pandavas.

@GabbbarSingh

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Draupadi would have been sobbing in a Satyameva Jayate episode.

@GabbbarSingh

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Krishna would have told Arjun "Meter se 20 rs extra lagega"

@BwoyBlunder

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Duryodhan would make the Pandavas delete their FB, Twitter, LinkedIn Accounts & force them to use Orkut for 14 yrs

‏@GabbbarSingh

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow After 13 years of Vanwaass Pandavas would have turned into Maoists.

@fakingnews

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow CCTV at Kurukshetra would have been found to be non-functional.

@Roflindian

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow US would be begging India to share the Drone technology with them.

@mediacrooks

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Salman Khan would have been riding chariots drunk and running over people...

@nationalizer

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Kejriwal would be saying both Pandavas and kauravas are both corrupt.

@mediacrooks

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Abhimanyu would have been trapped in traffic on the western exp highway in Mumbai... Instead of Chakravyuh..

 @Shamwoo
Chakravyuh would be your only chance at Rajiv Chowk Metro#IfMahabharatHappenedNow